Wednesday, August 5, 2009

WHO PROVIDES ECONOMIC AID TO JORDAN?


QUESTION:
Who provides economic aid to jordon?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

This is a great question. Very few people even think about Jordan. When they do, all they think is, man he must be loaded from all of those Hane's, Nike, and Gatorade commercials. Never mind his illustrious basketball career! But what people don't realize is that Jordan was a horrible gambler. He would lose hundreds of thousands of dollars a day to Charles Barkley in a golf game. I mean, Charles is good, but have you seen his slice? I mean come on! But I digress.

For as little as .74 cents a day, you could help support Jordan's gambling. If he chooses wisely, you could even make money! And in these hard economic times, who doesn't want money? If you lose it, then it's a tax write off. Win-win. Being a basketball fan, I'm sure Obama will jump behind the cause soon enough.

Source(s):
Founder of Jordan's Kids

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