What is defragging my hard drive if i defragg it do i still have to do it again everyonce in a while or what?

QUESTION:

i defragged my computer and it works so much better. do i still have to defragg it again and again or what?

Thanks for your help

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Defragging your hard drive is still somewhat a controversial subject. Some people believe they are just born that way and there is nothing you can do about it. Some people believe that it is a choice the hard drive makes. Personally, whatever they do in the privacy of their own CPU is their business. Just don't try anything funny on me at a bar! I'll say that! But trying to "defrag" it is done in some circles. It usually involves a priest or intense therapy. Or sometimes both. However you go about it, try being a little more sensitive. I don't think they like the work "frag".

Source(s):
CEO of Flamboyant PCs

32 weeks pregnant i think i swallowed toothpaste?

QUESTION:

can it hurt the baby ??

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

First of all Jessie, congrats on the baby. It seems it's your first one, so I understand you're worry. It's healthy. And you're thinking wisely as well. You've already got one kid on the way, no reason to make it two! Swallowing "toothpaste" is perfectly normal and actually healthy. It's very in protein, which is good. And let's face it, your husband still has needs. He's not the one retaining water sista! So the least you could do is swallow a little "toothpaste" now and then. Some ladies might tell you to spit it in the sink, but that simply won't do. You got a baby on the way, you need to keep that man around!

Source(s):
I was on Jenny Jones once.

Sea lion trainer???????????????????????… (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

my dream is to become a sea lion trainer but i dont know how to acheive it. if anybody works or has worked as a sea lion trainer at either the san diego zoo or sea world, can you please give me advice?
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Even if you know somebody who has worked as a sea lion trainer the advice will help tremendously! THANX !!!


JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Wow. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no such thing as a sea lion. Furthermore, lions hate water. Especially loud water that crashes on them. Lions can swim, but surfing is more of a tiger thing. There has been experimentation with crossbreeding a shark with a lion that would result in a "sea lion" but this is still in the early stages. You can try breeding them yourselves, but it's difficult. I tried myself. I set up a date for the two, made a nice candle light dinner, and put on some Alicia Keys. While the lion seemed interested, the shark just flopped around for a bit, and then just went to sleep I think. Hope you have better luck, and hold on to that dream.

Source(s):
"Land" Lion trainer

Why is there a yellow dot on the screen of my i touch?

QUESTION:

it could possibly be green i wouldnt know I'm kind of color blind but yeah its just there whenever i open an app or synch it or whatever

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

It's not yellow, it's red. It's likely your iTouch was made in India, and is infact, Hindu. They were the dot on their forehead to represent piety. It is very important that you respect the iTouch's religious beliefs. They are not terrorists. They are people, just like you and me. Try going to a nice Indian restaraunt and showing it, that although it's culture is backwards, you are willing to branch out. Tell it you loved Slumdog Millionaire. Stuff like that. Also, don't mention 7/11s. It might get offended. They don't all drive cabs you know.

Source(s):
Center for Cultural Tolerance

How do I get to lay down in Meez, Do i have to buy an animation?

QUESTION:

im trying to figure out how i can lay down like i see other people doing, not sit but lay. Where can i get this from?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Geez, this is a question you don't want to answer my friend. Kretch asked me to do the same thing. "Lay down in Meez" he says. "No one will ever know" he says. "It's college, everyone is experimenting he says." The next thing I know, there are pictures all over his MySpaces. Of course his profile pick is still him in the bathroom mirror, but if you click More Pics. There we are in all of our grainy night vision glory. I know what you're thinking, but I've already contacted Tom and he's a real dick. Nothing like craig from craigslist. Real nice fellow. A real class act. Turns out he's a Pices though, so it'd never work out. We've been broken up now for quite some time so feel free to ask him out. Seriously. Just down lay down in Himz until you're both ready.

Source(s):
Craigslist>Erotic Services

Why does huck feel better when beaten?

QUESTION:

in the book (adventures of huckle berry finn) why does huck feel better when beaten? and where in the book is there a passeage that proves he feels better? i tink it is becaouse the widow gets mad at him but she dose not beat him
please help
thank you

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Well...ya see...when a man and a woman love each other...they...you know...get together. And that's good. If they're married of course. Of course. Yeah. But sometimes..ya know...people change. And what was good for them then, isn't neccessarily as good now. So....they...do things. Things that seem strange...but aren't....ya know? It helps spice things up. For example, you and Timmy are friends, right? Right. But after a while, you might get bored with hanging out with Timmy. So, maybe Timmy dresses up as an Indian to keep you on your toes. Because, hey that's cool. Whatever you and Timmy do is your own business. So...what I'm trying to say is......ask your mother.

Source(s):
Birds and the Bees.....and a crop whip.

Why did all of my landscape lights suddenly go out?

QUESTION:

All 8 of my outdoor landscape lights went out at the same time. I thought it was the transformer, so I replaced it today, but the lights did not come back on. What else could cause them all to stop working at the same time?

Additional Details
They are not solar, they are electrically wired. The transformer is a black box to which the individual lights are wired and which plugs into the electrical outlet. It is also called a power pack.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Oh my Gosh! I know this one! You need to get inside quick! There are armed malitia men, no, no, no...ninjas, outside! I've seen this. They've cut the landscaping power to cover their tracks. I saw this in 3 ninjas. Don't' bother looking for them, they're probably wearing black. Now, do you have any knives? No?! Why not?! You eat out all the time? Whatever. Ok. How about a record player, a carboard cut out of Michael Jordan and a hot iron? Good. Now take the cardboard cut out and place it on the record player. Now press play and put it in front of the window. Now take the hot iron and, OH CRAP HERE THEY COME!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!! THEY'RE NINJAS WITH GUNS!! THAT'S NOT EVEN FAIR.

Source(s):
Three Ninjas and Three Ninjas 2. Also Surf Ninjas and a little Home Alone

English to chinese pharmacological or medical dictionary?

QUESTION:

HI. I am a doctor. I am going to beijing next month to work in hospital. My friend told me that over there.even the medicine names are in chinese. So can anyone tell me any kind of website. i can find translations for medical stuff and medicine names. I tried google and beebo something. but I am not confident that It is accurate. I can speak and write chinese language. I am preparing for hsk exams also

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I'd also like to know the answer to this. I often by my prescriptions in China Town to avoid paying higher costs. My first visit resulted in me purchasing a massive quantity of Tiger Penis. Every time I go now, I tell them my problem, and clearly state, "No Tiger Penis" but they still manage to sneak it in there somehow. I'm also almost certain I've been taking monkey testes for my headaches for about a month now.

Source(s):
Mr. Miogi

Can baby unready themselves?

QUESTION:

my daughter started solids around 4th months. she started with baby cereal and stage 1 gerber food around the same time. She was great for about a month. she was opening her mouth to feed and she got to the point where she was no longer pushing the food back out with her tongue. now she refuses to eat solids. she just swings her arms and coos and keep wanting to grab her spoon but she doesnt want to open her mouth anymore. if i force it in her mouth she just spits it all out and blows it on m y face =( why is she doing this??? am i doing something wrong??? (shes 5 months)

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I've heard about this kind of thing before. You're child is possessed. She will soon come down stairs while you and a few friends are enjoying a jolly good time at the piano, and she'll urinate all over the place. Just pretend she is sick and take her upstairs. If you don't, she'll crab walk backwards up the stairs, making it awkward for everyone. Sheesh! One more thing, I can't stress this enough! Don't feed her after midnight! No wait, I meant, don't giver her a crucifix! Yeah, that's it. Just stay calm and me and my partner will be there soon!

Source(s):
Father Merrin

How to finger a b flat on a clarinet? (Chosen As Best Answer)

QUESTION:

How do you finger a high b flat on a clarinet?

Teacher yelled at me today for not knowing.

WOW, I hate him.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Well, there is no right or wrong way really. Your best bet is to try handing the clarinet a note along the lines of:

Do you like me?

{ } Yes
{ } No
{ } Maybe


If it chooses anyone besides NO, proceed to step 2. This involves buying it slap bracelets and letting it wear your class ring on it's necklace. Then ask it to the school dance. Have fun and try not to embarass yourself out there doing the Butterfly and the Tootsie Roll, just stick to the Electric Slide. Then when you're at the clarinets place and the parents are in the living room and you guys are watching "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" have a go at it.
Source(s):
Band Teacher

What should I say to the coach? (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

Im going to a different school next year and i went on to the school's web page to see if I could find anything about their cheerleading tryouts but they dont have anything on there about cheerleading.
However it does have a link to the cheerleading coach's email, and since I really wanna know about cheer tryouts and all, I figured I should email her cause I dont know alot of people from that school that I could just ask about it.

What should I put in the email?
I wanna know when the tryouts are taking place and what the requirments are.
Im already nervous about trying out there as it is so just emailing the coach is freaking me out. lol.
tell me exactly what I should put.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Dear Coach {Insert Name Here},

(Just so you know, I put that there so you can put the coaches name there, not that is her name. Unless that is her name, that would be too wierd though. I mean seriously, how do you even pronounce the brackets? It's probably a clicking sound like Swahili's make. But honestly, do you want to cheerlead for a Swahili? Didn't think so. She'll probably require you to put one of those rings in your lips that makes it expand huge. And that's not attractive either, especially since you're still so young. She probably doesn't take non-Swahili cheerleaders either. And THAT'S racist. You should sue. And as your legal advisor, I advise you to not have any contact with her until the trial.)


Sincerely,

Janice

Source(s):
legalzoom

Hi, I have a rabbit. He is a boy, and I wanted to know how to convince my parents to let me get another rabbit?

QUESTION:

My rabbits name is Frodo, and he is 2 years old, I have read about bonding rabbits, and need advice on convincing my parents to let me get another rabbit

Thanks Josh

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Good question Josh. The best way to convince your parents is to show them you are taking this rabbit thing seriously and that you are responsible. Try enrolling your rabbit into some after school activities like Tango classes. Teaching your rabbit to play an instrument is good for discipline and creativity. They really excel at the trombone. Make sure you get his hair cut regularly so the other rabbits don't make fun of him. Bowl cuts are very popular amongst rabbits. Make sure you get a car seat for your bike when transporting him. Make sure you don't give him soda too close to his bed time or he will be up all night.

After you do this take him to your parents house and be all like, "I'm going to go to the bathroom, it's number 2." And when you leave have the rabbit go up and say something like, "I wish you loved me enough to let me have a friend." They'll have you another rabbit in no time.


Source(s):

How do I tell a 8 year old he smells?

QUESTION:

My brother's friend doesn't shower everyday and he smells up my whole house! How do I tell him to shower up without being mean?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Kids have a fragile ego, so it's best to make a game out of it. Tell him Santa Claus is outside, and when he runs outside, blast him with a fire hose. Play tag with him and when he comes around the corner, get him in the face with a box of Arm and Hammer Baking Soda. You can try daring him to snort Lysol or to eat potpourri.

Source(s):
I Am a Child Groomer

What do you do with bad guys? How do you defend yourself?

QUESTION:
So.. there have been a lot of bad guys around lately.
And I'm getting pretty worried because I walk home.
I've heard scenarios like bad guys following people home and sneaking through their garage/slipping under it while they close it
And that is extremely creepy and scary!

So what do you do when that happens?
What is the best type of self defense?
How do you stop bad guys from following you and what if they do?
Please give me as much feedback as possible =/

Does pepper spray really work? o_o

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

This is a great question. Glad to see you are thinking of your safety. The pepper spray doesn't work 100% of the time, because a lot of the time they're wearing eye make-up. If she jumps you from behind, try grabbing her hair. If you pull it really hard you can get a handful and this is usually enough to scare them off. If she sneaks in your garage and pop up in front of you when you get out of your car, try hitting her in their "chesticles." They are extremely sensitive.

If you can see them coming from a ways away, make comments about their weight, or how big their hips are. This is enough to stun them while you get away. You can also ask if it's going to be a boy or a girl.

Source(s):
I teach Men's Self Defense Classes

Who originated the "Wisconsin idea"?

QUESTION:
Who originated the "Wisconsin idea"?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

That's a good question! I've never really thought of that. What a crappy state! Who's idea was that? Probably the same guy who thought New Mexico was a good idea. We see how that turned out. What a butthole of America. I mean, the Alaska idea really paid off in gold and oil, but Wisconsin? We got some cheese. Yay! I'm sure the lactose intolerant love that!

Source(s):
Mapmaker

WHO PROVIDES ECONOMIC AID TO JORDAN?

QUESTION:
Who provides economic aid to jordon?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

This is a great question. Very few people even think about Jordan. When they do, all they think is, man he must be loaded from all of those Hane's, Nike, and Gatorade commercials. Never mind his illustrious basketball career! But what people don't realize is that Jordan was a horrible gambler. He would lose hundreds of thousands of dollars a day to Charles Barkley in a golf game. I mean, Charles is good, but have you seen his slice? I mean come on! But I digress.

For as little as .74 cents a day, you could help support Jordan's gambling. If he chooses wisely, you could even make money! And in these hard economic times, who doesn't want money? If you lose it, then it's a tax write off. Win-win. Being a basketball fan, I'm sure Obama will jump behind the cause soon enough.

Source(s):
Founder of Jordan's Kids

I need an example of the color sage green?

QUESTION:
I need an example of the color sage green?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I've been there before my friend. Especially when a lot of the colors start acting up. There is no way you can punish them all. Your best bet is to do what you're about to do. And that is make an example out of one of them. Good job on choosing Sage Green. He's a cocky little prick, sort of the ring leader. Bring him to his knees and the other will fall in line.

I'd recommend melting him and making a candle to burn when any of them start to act up. When they smell old Sagey burning, they'll straighten up right quick! You'll be able to sharpen them with ease.


Source(s):
I run a boot camp for at risk Crayons.

I need a Security certificate.?

QUESTION:

Someone said to me that you can get a Canadian National Security Certificate with an online course or something like that. That way i could work for security companies and stuff like that. my question is does anyone know where this website is so i can take the course? i cant find it.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

This sounds about right. Canadian security courses online. There's no actual physical training, so you should be good. It is quite expensive though. The outfits have to fit tightly, so most people have them tailored. But the most expensive part is the damn horse. I live in a studio and that thing takes up so much space! He's ridiculous. In retrospect I should have gotten a Shetlin Pony instead of a Clydesdale. But I didn't think people would take me seriously. Who cares though, as long as I don't have to worry about his foot being in my crotch when I sleep.
Source(s):
Mounty for 12 years