Wednesday, July 8, 2009

THE CLOCK WON'T STOP! NUMEROLOGY?


QUESTION:

well hopefully that got somones attention. First it started with the 11:11. then it was 9:11. now the clock wont leave me alone. every time i look its 1:21, 1:31, 5:45, 6:36, 7:27, with 2 numbers on the outside and one in the middle. can anyone tell me what that means?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

The clock is telling you that you are trapped by time. You are the middle numbers. Time is the outside ones. It never changes. You do. You only have one option.

You need to get down to the scrap heap and dig up a Delorean. You also need to build it so it runs off garbage. You know for the environment and for your health! Then you need to go 88 MPH. Notice that there are no numbers in the middle of that one!? You have escaped time! The wheels will come up and you will fly into the past. There, you need to play a kick *** guitar solo to save your parents and make sure Biff doesn't feel up your mom.

Source(s):
I am a Time Professor

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME MY FRIEND STAYS OVER, ONE POPS UP?


QUESTION:

Every time my BFF, Savannah stays over, a SPIDER pops up out of no where! It's the weirdest thing! The 1st time she stayed over, a spider appeared above my head when I was in my closet, the 2nd time, there was a spider in the bathtub, and today, she found a spider in her shoe...(& crunched it on my blanket...LOL) Isn't that weird? Why is this? Lol.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I had the same thing happen to me, quite a few years ago, only with rats. Turns out my friend was actually "The Rat King" from TMNT! No way!

Your BFF is simply just learning about her powers and is using them on you. She isn't really your friend. She, and the spiders mind you, will turn on you the moment she realizes the pinacle of her power. The best thing you can do is locate your local foot clan and have them deal with her. Don't use Bee-Bop and Rock Steady though. Those guys are bafoons.

Source(s):
Leonardo

Monday, July 6, 2009

THERE IS A VERY SHY HORSE I AM GOING TO TRAIN...WAHT DO I DO?


QUESTION:

I am going to be working with a shy horse, but how do I get it to let me pet it?! her son is a full-grown horse, and he will not let anyone pet her or get near her. What should I do??

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

This isn't abnormal for horses. The first thing you need to do is let him know, just because he's different, doesn't mean he is bad. Try taking him to social activities. If he is reluctant, suprise him. Be like, "Let's me and you go to the store." When he agrees, stop by the roller skating rink instead where you have planned a party. Be like, "Oh wow! Look who's here! Who would have known?"

This will help him get out of that shell of his.

Source(s):
Horse Whisperer