QUESTION:
my daughter started solids around 4th months. she started with baby cereal and stage 1 gerber food around the same time. She was great for about a month. she was opening her mouth to feed and she got to the point where she was no longer pushing the food back out with her tongue. now she refuses to eat solids. she just swings her arms and coos and keep wanting to grab her spoon but she doesnt want to open her mouth anymore. if i force it in her mouth she just spits it all out and blows it on m y face =( why is she doing this??? am i doing something wrong??? (shes 5 months)
JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:
I've heard about this kind of thing before. You're child is possessed. She will soon come down stairs while you and a few friends are enjoying a jolly good time at the piano, and she'll urinate all over the place. Just pretend she is sick and take her upstairs. If you don't, she'll crab walk backwards up the stairs, making it awkward for everyone. Sheesh! One more thing, I can't stress this enough! Don't feed her after midnight! No wait, I meant, don't giver her a crucifix! Yeah, that's it. Just stay calm and me and my partner will be there soon!
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Father Merrin
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