How to finger a b flat on a clarinet? (Chosen As Best Answer)

QUESTION:

How do you finger a high b flat on a clarinet?

Teacher yelled at me today for not knowing.

WOW, I hate him.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Well, there is no right or wrong way really. Your best bet is to try handing the clarinet a note along the lines of:

Do you like me?

{ } Yes
{ } No
{ } Maybe


If it chooses anyone besides NO, proceed to step 2. This involves buying it slap bracelets and letting it wear your class ring on it's necklace. Then ask it to the school dance. Have fun and try not to embarass yourself out there doing the Butterfly and the Tootsie Roll, just stick to the Electric Slide. Then when you're at the clarinets place and the parents are in the living room and you guys are watching "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" have a go at it.
Source(s):
Band Teacher