Friday, September 18, 2009

Is my rat normal, please answer?


QUESTION:

one of my rats is asleep at the bottom of his cage, but his eyes are open. he's definitely asleep. its kind of creepy he looks dead, he isnt though, i just whistled and his ears moved

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

No reason to fret, this is normal. He is probably really tired from constantly running away from and pulling shenanigans on that old Tom cat. He has to sleep with one eye open or else the cat will come along and try to make a rat hot dog out of him. Complete with ketchup and mustard. Sure he'll wake up in time, but he'll have to shower. He's probably exhausted from painting fake mouse holes and then running into them anyway, only to have the cat bang his face against the wall.

You can help him out in a few ways.
1. Call in his very fast Mexican cousin. This will ensure that the cat is occupied for hours and your rat can sleep.

2. Buy a kangaroo. Your rat and the kangaroo can pull the old switcheroo on the cat and he will think the rat has grown huge! This will allow your rat to split time and not be as tired. Hope I helped.

Source(s):
Hannah Barbara

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