Do spells work. and i need some that actually work.?

QUESTION:

i need a spell that will grant my any wish. one that works and will never go away. and one that i can reverse if nessasary

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Well Samantha, you've come to the right place! You see in years past using spells was quite a task. We had to memorize EVERYTHING! If we got something wrong, half the time we didn't even know it. Some say ignorance is bliss, but I don't think so. Luckily nowadays we have "spell check." It tells you if you've spelled anything wrong before you hit enter. And boy you sure could have used it when writing this question!! Welcome to the future Samantha. What wonders it beholds!

Source(s):
I am from 10 minutes in the future.