Friday, September 4, 2009

I believe we can get AIDS via mosquitoes.?


QUESTION:

Let's say a mosquito bites someone who's infected with AIDS. The mosquito becomes full of the victims blood, and then someone else sees that same mosquito and kills it. It so happens that the blood, coming from the mosquito, goes into a cut that the person has on his hand. Wouldn't AIDS be transferred into that person's cut?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I'm glad people are finally waking up to this serious problem. Mosquitos have been unchecked in society for too long. It is a known fact that they have unprotected sex with multiple partners. This is spreading AIDS at an alarming rate. They are very lewd and even have public sex. As a matter of fact, two just had sex on my desk the other day. I mean, it's not even their desk!!! But it's not entirely their fault, there are little to no mosquito condoms on the market. They often have to make due with the caps on the end of shoestrings. But all it's going to take is one human venturing over into a drunken night and AIDS will run rampant. They say, "Once you go mosquito, HOLY TOLEDO!"

Source(s):
Insect Planned Parenthood

1 comment:

  1. mosquitos are all nymphos! They want to fuck everything that moves.

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