what is the classification for this type of person?

QUESTION:

hates interaction,thinks outside the box,and makes difficult things look incredibly easy(great musician,intelligent,fit,etc)also is extremely emotional...

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Let's break it down.

Hates interaction: This person probably uses a lot of technological gadgets to communicate with people instead of face to face. (twitter, MySpaces, Facebooks, texting, etc.) Probably yells at people instead of talking to them.

Thinks Outside the Box: This person probably enjoys strange games (dressing up as a panda while trying to get shaving cream into a bottle using your feet).

Intelligent: This person probably does very well on tests and probably aced the SAT. They're really good at math. They all are.

Fit: This person is very much in shape due to a low fat diet and exercise. Probably some form of Martial Arts.

Extremely Emotional: This person can take emotions to the extreme. Ex: Dishonor = suicide.

I think it's plain to see that the correct classification is Asian. Watch out. Their 12 year olds will beat you at any video game. No matter how good you are. No matter how good.

Source(s):
U.S. Ambassador to Asia

what are the five "R words" in school?

QUESTION:

what are the five "R words" in school?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

First of all, you're being pretty insensitive. They don't like to be called the "R word." They're people too. And they're in school because they want to learn to bag groceries and pump gas and stuff like that. They have to get jobs too ya know? Just because they wear bike helmets all the time and get out of class at 2:00PM doesn't mean they can't go to school. So those five "R-words" will probably grow up to work at your local grocery. And if you aren't nice to them now, they'll probably put your bread on the bottom. And when you're enjoying some smooshed toast you'll wish you hadn't called them the "R-Word."

Source(s):
Life Goes On

Question about child abuse.?

QUESTION:

okay, so they mad us watch a video and school. it was a music video.
"alyssa lies" & im only 13 so i dont know much. but i probably no your answer. but, why do people have kids, just to hurt them? its reall upsetting. i love my parents, but i just dont understand my anyone would ever wanna hurt a child. especially their own . i mean really.

here;s a video of alyssa lies.
this is not my classroom
or the video i saw . i just
saw the regular music video
but whatever. ;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpE73PvU9…

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I know it is hard to understand. You are so young and the world is so complicated. First of all, sometimes parents have a hard day at work and they bring that frustration home. They can't keep it all bottled up. That's bad for you, so they have kids. Sometimes parents drink too much and people insult them so to boost their confidence they beat their kids. It helps them feel better about themselves. Sometimes kids just don't listen and what else can you do? Ya know? Sometimes they are just wimps and can't take a punch.
Source(s):
I am a High School Guidance Counselor

How do i talk to my mom about marijuana?

QUESTION:

My boyfriend is going to be growing medical marijuana. completly legally helping sick people. how do i tell my mom about this? we've never talked about pot before. i'm 24.



Liz this is a good question. Too many children don't talk to their parents about the dangers of drugs. The first step is to try and let them know you aren't coming down on them and being a "square." Try and relate to them by saying, "Hey, I know what's cool. I know what's happening. Did you catch that episode of 30something? Pretty sweet huh?" That will let them know you are "one of them." Then try to bond using a common enemy. Say, "Hey, how about those yahoos in the healthcare debate? Huh?! This guy knows what I'm talking about." Old people get really worked up about that. Just join in on whatever side they're on. Then say, "Speaking of health, you know what's bad for your health? Weed cigarettes. Yeah."

Since you're coming at them as a friend, they'll be more likely to listen. Tell them that it can cause:

-Hallucinations
-Insanity
-Paralysis
-Death

Source(s):
I am with the D.A.R.E. program

what is paranoia please let me know?

QUESTION:

what is paranoia please let me know?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Why do you want to know so bad?! And how did you know I was here? Did socr tell you I was here? Are you socr? If it is, this isn't the JohnnyDollar you're looking for. I'll tell ya that. As a matter of fact, he's dead. Yup dead. Horrible accident really. Someone let a gorilla loose in his bedroom. Yeah, that's the ticket. I don't know him even. I just heard this like from some guy on the bus or something. I don't know anything. Nothing. Hey, look over there!

*runs away*

Source(s):
I have no sources. I don't know anything. I swear. Just leave me alone.

how to make sky+ remote to work for sky?

QUESTION:

Actually I am just in need of making sky+ remote to work for my sky. I dont know why this flipin sky remote is working. For pressing any number on it , I need to do all sort of ecersises!!!!.... Fortunately I got a sky + remote but I dont know how to make that to work with my sky tv...Any help in this regard will be appreciated!!!!

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

OMG! I'm not sure how you got the remote control from "Click" with Adam Sandler, but you are the man! Can I please come over and play with it? I'd imagine you'd have to use the brightness button. But don't make it too dark, I can't drive if it's too late. This is gonna be great! We're gonna be the best of friends. We can slo mo girls running and also pause so we can win every game of Battleship we ever play! We can also put crazy hats on everyone and then hit play and see their reactions. We can even rewind and go back in time like in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3. But I'm Michaelangelo. No negotiations. That is a deal breaker.

Source(s):
Christopher Walken

Do you know any old fashioned party games?

QUESTION:

I am having a traditional party, and i need some good party games. We are already doing pin the tail on the donkey, and pass the parcel.

Any suggestions welcome!

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

These whippersnappers today don't know anything! I'm glad to see people trying to bring back "kick the can" and "hoop and stick." Kids these days don't know diddly squat! I had to walk to school in the snow, uphill both ways. Barefoot! Now they have their VCRs and their Walk Mans. They don't appreciate nothing! And those Poke Mans are of the devil! Keep them away from your kids. I remember in WWII I think I killed a Pokey Mans once. I can't remember with my alzheimer's. I need to take my medicine. It's these dang pains in my arms I get. That, and I think I'm getting high off this Ben Gay. Ah, nevermind, I have to go to the bathroom again.

Source(s):
My kids never visit me.

1993 toyota 4runner making loud noise and comming from underneath.?

QUESTION:

I realize it's impossible to know for sure what the problem is but here goes. I have a 1993 toyota 4runner and a month or so ago toyota told me to replace the ujoints in order to pass safety but i have not had the money an now it's making a loud knocking noise. At first it was only when in gear but now it's full time. It became so loud i stopped driving it. Do bad ujoints cause a loud knocking or is it most likely something else all togather?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

The same thing happened to by 1993 Rav 4. I had just driven my new girl out to Lover's Lane and I put on some mood music before we started some heavy petting. My girl heard something on the bumping around underneath the car. So I walked around and couldn't see anything. She was a bit worried, and we heard it again. I wanted to try to get to third base but she wanted to leave. I was pissed so I stepped on the gas and took her back. When she got out she was screaming her head off. I got out and on the door handle was a bloody hook.

Apparently a man had just escaped from the state insane asylum — which happened to be located not far from Lovers' Lane — and that anyone who noticed a strange man lurking about with a hook in place of his right hand should immediately report his whereabouts to the police.

Long story short, I killed Captain Hook. Don't make the same mistake.

Source(s):
Hook with Dustin Hoffman

Is my rat normal, please answer?

QUESTION:

one of my rats is asleep at the bottom of his cage, but his eyes are open. he's definitely asleep. its kind of creepy he looks dead, he isnt though, i just whistled and his ears moved

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

No reason to fret, this is normal. He is probably really tired from constantly running away from and pulling shenanigans on that old Tom cat. He has to sleep with one eye open or else the cat will come along and try to make a rat hot dog out of him. Complete with ketchup and mustard. Sure he'll wake up in time, but he'll have to shower. He's probably exhausted from painting fake mouse holes and then running into them anyway, only to have the cat bang his face against the wall.

You can help him out in a few ways.
1. Call in his very fast Mexican cousin. This will ensure that the cat is occupied for hours and your rat can sleep.

2. Buy a kangaroo. Your rat and the kangaroo can pull the old switcheroo on the cat and he will think the rat has grown huge! This will allow your rat to split time and not be as tired. Hope I helped.

Source(s):
Hannah Barbara

Do spells work. and i need some that actually work.?

QUESTION:

i need a spell that will grant my any wish. one that works and will never go away. and one that i can reverse if nessasary

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Well Samantha, you've come to the right place! You see in years past using spells was quite a task. We had to memorize EVERYTHING! If we got something wrong, half the time we didn't even know it. Some say ignorance is bliss, but I don't think so. Luckily nowadays we have "spell check." It tells you if you've spelled anything wrong before you hit enter. And boy you sure could have used it when writing this question!! Welcome to the future Samantha. What wonders it beholds!

Source(s):
I am from 10 minutes in the future.

Me and my girlfriend broke up recently, and i have literally been sick to my stomach...?

QUESTION:

I've literally been sick to my stomach. Mental and emotional stress is one thing, but i'm becoming physically sick. I did think this was actually even possible. My stomach starts feeling really tense, gut wrenching so to speak, and a couple of times i couldnt help myself, and i threw up. any ideas? what's going on? thank you.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

This exact thing happened to me when I broke up with my girlfriend. (I couldn't afford to keep paying for new windshields.) I kept throwing up and feeling dizzy. I just kept attributing it to bad Thai food. I went to the doctor...long story short, your ex girlfriend is poisoning you. I know it sounds crazy, but go check your antifreeze. She is slipping it into your food when you aren't looking. Stop cooling your freshly baked pies on the window sill!
Also, don't even think about taking out Sandra from the office. Your ex will just show up disguised as one of those guys dressed as a hot dog handing out free samples. She'll have some kid she is babysitting and claim it is yours and that you are a deadbeat dad. Just stay in and watch a movie. And if she wants to come over and drink and get back together, don't let her!!!

Reconstructive surgery can make things look better, but it'll never work the same again.

Source(s):
An Ex-Girlfriend, reconstructive-reattachment surgery, and 2 months of physical therapy.

P.S. We're back together.

Why is my orange goldfish turning black?

QUESTION:

i bough some goldfish and they are orange well now some are turning black

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I can understand in a recession how this might become a problem. Trying to store away food for the future seems like a good idea, but can become a problem. While goldfish are delicious and cheddary, they can lose that orange luster and turn black if you don't store them properly. This means your goldfish have probably moved past the stale stage and are well into the rotten stage. It's no big deal, simply go to the grocery store and purchase some more. And this time, try and get some of the ones with smiley faces on them. They cheer you up while you eat! Although I do find it hard to eat something so carefree and happy. But when I smell their cheddary goodness I can't resist. Sometimes I imagine they are in a cheddary ocean and I am a vicious cheddar loving shark out for revenge for the death of my shark brother at the hands of the cheddary morsels. My blood thirst cannot be quenched.

Source(s):
I work for Pepperidge Farms

How do you desex a leparde gecko?

QUESTION:

i was wondering how u do that also does she lay eggs like a terttle i mean ever though they arn't fertilized

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:


Sorry Krista. What's done is done. I know the gecko probably wants it's virginity back, but once you sex, there is no desex. He can not call you and pretend like it didn't happen, but it did. For both of you. He probably wishes he hadn't drunk so much and done something he regretted. It's not you, it's him. He'll deny it to his friends, and insult you behind your back, but it's all just for show. Don't let it hurt your feelings. He's probably not even a virgin. He probably uses that line to get girls. Let this be a lesson to you both. Dear God I hope he had protection. The last thing we need is giant gecko's walking on two legs! Unless, it's like that cute Geico gecko. In that case, I hope you guys get back together.

Source(s):
I'm a high school counselor

Economy class help. Solve for P?

QUESTION:

a-bp=c+ep

Please help solve for p


JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:


Listen, economy class isn't that bad. But I'll give you a few pointers anyways. Always check before hand to make sure your carry on will fit into the overhead compartment. If not, try and sneak some of your stuff into some else's stuff. Do this until it fits. If someone falls asleep on your shoulder, pretend you have OCD, and scream, "I DON'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED!!!" And then start rocking back and forth. If there is a crying baby on board, try and slip him some Benadryl. They love the taste, and you'll love the sleep. Notice how I assume it's a little boy. It always is. Hope this helps your travels. First class is great, but when you've got a coupon....!!!

Source(s):
I work for Jet Blue

Anesthesia Effects After Waking up?

QUESTION:

Hello,when i woke up after surgery, i was laughing and crying,and it was unstoppable. I was wondered what would cause that. Also, I was too responsive to pain(they just removed my syringe , and i felt unbearable pain,then i laughed for a hour,without stopping,that was a day after i woke up from anesthesia). Is there any LSD based Anesthesia s. Cause effects was exactly same.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

This same thing happened to my Uncle. He had surgery, and when he woke up he had Anesthesia. He forgot he was married to my aunt and kept sleeping around with younger women. He also never paid his bills, because he forgot about them. His trailer was reposessed, with my aunt in it!!!! It was a huge mess. I don't think he was on LSD, but my aunt might have a different opinion. She said he was being a jerk and going through a mid life crisis, but he swore up and down he had anesthesia. I hope things turn out better for you. Thanks for bringing this up. Jerk.

Source(s):
My Uncle

How to grow weed,, how to plant, and maintain it........... expert advice please?

QUESTION:

how to grow and maintain weed plants.. reggie

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Well Reggie,
I hate to stereotype, but it sounds like the shoe fits. Men aren't good at gardening, and you are no exception. Weeds aren't what you want to grow. You want to grow flowers and fresh vegetables. You're going to want to pull the weeds up out of the ground before they choke out your other plants. A nice Azaila bush would be nice. You can use a weedkillers, but they can often have harsh chemicals and can harm the bush. ALWAYS PROTECT THE BUSH. This is a must. Nothing beats good old fashioned hard work. Try using a hoe. Remember:


Bush is good!!!
And if there's weed, there better be a hoe!

Hope this helps

Source(s):
Better Homes and Gardens

I believe we can get AIDS via mosquitoes.?

QUESTION:

Let's say a mosquito bites someone who's infected with AIDS. The mosquito becomes full of the victims blood, and then someone else sees that same mosquito and kills it. It so happens that the blood, coming from the mosquito, goes into a cut that the person has on his hand. Wouldn't AIDS be transferred into that person's cut?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I'm glad people are finally waking up to this serious problem. Mosquitos have been unchecked in society for too long. It is a known fact that they have unprotected sex with multiple partners. This is spreading AIDS at an alarming rate. They are very lewd and even have public sex. As a matter of fact, two just had sex on my desk the other day. I mean, it's not even their desk!!! But it's not entirely their fault, there are little to no mosquito condoms on the market. They often have to make due with the caps on the end of shoestrings. But all it's going to take is one human venturing over into a drunken night and AIDS will run rampant. They say, "Once you go mosquito, HOLY TOLEDO!"

Source(s):
Insect Planned Parenthood

What should i do if no signing up in the skyward? (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

What should i do if no signing up in the skyward?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

If there is no signing up in the skyward you probably weren't invited. There will be a man at the gate. He will tell you whether you go in or not, but since you didn't sign up, I'd probably just avoid the long line and head on down to the groundward. Tough luck bud. BTW, if you see my Uncle down there, tell him that I told him that what he did was NOT ok, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. XOXO

Source(s):
I am a Theologist

If you work at a movie theater do you have to clean the toilets?

QUESTION:

Could you just give out tickets for rest of job life?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Unfortunately, yes. I work at one now. It's kind of seedy, and we have 75 cent matinees. I'm only 14, so I don't really mind. The owner pays me under the table. I'm not allowed to go in the theatres, because "I'm not old enough." But the movies must suck, because only guys come and they stay for like 10 minutes, and then leave.

And let me tell you, the bathrooms are disgusting. People are always in there taking dumps. There are no urinals. Only stalls. I can hear them in there grunting and banging around. Must be a whopper!!!

Source(s):
Skin Movie Theatre

Which NBA player am I?

QUESTION:

I am 6-9
This is my 8th season in the NBA
I came from USC
I am 1/4 Italian
I have a physical feature which makes me stand out in the NBA

I will post the answer as soon as someone posts it. FIrst person to get it correct will get 10 pts.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

It seems you've developed amnesia. The last thing you need to be worried about is Yahoo Answers! Get yourself to a hospital. A hospital is a place where people get help for being sick. You bumped your head and have forgotten everything. MY LORD! You're never going to make it there. Hmm, just send me your address and I'll come pick you up! Just remember me when you're able to get back on the court and make that massive amount of money! Who picked you up and took you to the hospital? Me! That's who.