HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO GET A TRAIN STARTING IN OHIO AND ENDING IN UTAH? (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

i tried useing the web websight for amtrack because thats what train i normaly go on but i didn't understand it

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Probably a lot. Mainly because no one besides GIEFF has taken a train since 1898. You see, Henry Ford, created the gas powered horse carriage. So you're gonna have to build you're own. Things you'll need:

1. Train tracks.
2. Man with handlebar mustache to buy up all the land in town from people who don't want to sell.
3. A giant mechanical spider to kill Will Smith.
4. John Henry


Looking at this list, it's probably best to take a $50 Greyhound.

Source(s):
Professor in Ancient Folklore and Transportation