MY SPAM MESSAGES ARE BEING DATED IN THE YEAR 2038. WHAT IS GOING ON?

QUESTION:

Something very odd is happening on mail that Yahoo estimates as Spam. The messages are showing posting dates in the year 2038. What is going on?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

First of all, calm down. You're not going to do any good all worked up. Good. Now, I don't know how, but you've traveled exactly 29 years into the future. There are all sorts of phenomena that would explain this. One is that you have somehow cracked the internet by pressing
"Prt Scr + Scroll Lock +Q+Up+Down+Up+Down+Left+Right+Select"

Now, either you've just gotten infinite ammo, or, as it seems is the case, you've traveled 29 years into the future. First things first, don't try and contact your future self. There is no chance you'll play cool Chuck Berry songs and impress him, as you haven't traveled to the past. Just enjoy yourself and get a job as a historian. You'll be great!


P.S. Please send me a hoverboard

Source(s):
I am one of 3 people to win the internet.