IF YOU EVER TRIED TO UNSUBSCRIVE THE SPAM MESSAGES, DOES IT WORK?

QUESTION:

If you ever tried to unsubscrive the spam messages,does it seem to work?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Why would you want to unsubscribe from Spam? I get my weekly mailer from them and I love it! It's an affordable, delicious treat in these hard economic times. Great thing is, before I cook it, I often use it to polish dark wood furniture. The grease acts as a natural polish. It can also act as a great centerpiece for your table. It's a great conversation piece! And then you can eat it! Yay Spam!

Also, do you get their Spam of the Month? I love it!

Source(s):
Spam Subscriber for 14 years

HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH SHAITAN?

QUESTION:

I am trying to better my self in life (as should all Muslims).
I have had desires, I have felt lazy, I have had slight lapses into disbelief throughout my life... but now, I plan on taking it personally...

My motivation is thinking about the voice in my head (hidden whisper of Shaitan) and actually feeling anger with it and kind of fighting it brutally (in my head of course) and disobeying the voice that is telling me the bad things to do.

Like I'm actual in a brawl with it! Kinda like Fight Club :)
Beat the living (bleep) out of it!!!

How do you guys deal with Shaitan? Any advice?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Man. Good question! But sometimes you just have to deal with it ya know? Shaitan happens. I get Shaitan from my boss if I show up late, I get Shaitan from my wife if I work late. It feels like now matter what I do, someone is Shaitan on me. But the way I look at Shaitan is, you're either getting it, or you're shoveling it out! You know what I'm saying? Yeah, this guy knows what I'm talking about.

Source(s):
I'm full of Shaitan

A GOOD BABYSITTING COMPANY NAME?

QUESTION:

Info--

*My name is MiKaela
(pronounced mee-kay-luh)
*I'm 13
*I am a Red Cross Certified babysitter...I just took the class Monday, and passed.
*I love children...and I love to have fun...although irrelevant, it may help, right?
*I have a lil sis, age 9, and a lil bro, turning 12 this month. I have babysat both of them, and each individually for a min. of 30 Min's and so far, a max.with my bro of about 6 hours....(At night), and my sis of 3 hours....
(Actually, my dad just left to run some errands and I'm watching them both now.....)
I have watched other people's children, the youngest is almost a year and the oldest is 7, while they were home....but we were in separate rooms. I've been doing so since I was about 7 or 8.

Any other info, just ask.



Please and thank you!!

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Mi Killa Yo Baby.

A play on your name and it has to do with babies.

Source(s):
Marketing for Enron

IS IT DANGEROUS TO BREED A MALE COCKER SPANIEL AND FEMALE POMERANIAN? (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

would it be hard on the female pom to carry and deliver these pups?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Yes. This is very dangerous. But it can be done, if you know what you're doing. It is a well known fact that halfway through mating, a Cocker Spaniel will devour the head of it's mate. A few precautions should help curb the problem.

1. Put a cone around the Pomeranian's head. This will act as a barrier.
2. Put a muzzle on the Cocker Spaniel.
3. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty. With all this added equipment, the dogs can get bashful. You can stimulate them both with your hand to get the party started.
4. Have fun with it!

Source(s):
Dog Breeder

MY LAPTOP IS BEING WEIRD? (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

ive gota problem with my laptop
or the internet on it
each time i get on
the internet on all the computers
dies
the modem and computer tho
say its full connection and everythin
but when u go to click to use the internet for anything
it wont work
but
when i turn the laptop off
the internet comes back for my comp and dads comp
it only goes away when the laptop is on


how can i fix this, and whats causing this to happen

thanks

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Definitely sounds like your laptop is being weird, but it's probably nothing serious. He's around that age. He's getting hair in weird places, starting to notice girls, etc. He's growing away from you and closer to his friend's. It's a natural order of life. Don't be insulted, instead feel proud that your little laptop is growing up.

Continue to be firm with him. They still crave discipline and rules. If you find him with Trojans, sit him down and talk about the dangers of being sexually active, and that he can get a virus that will mess him up! Believe you me! I'm still itching from that one night in Tijuana.
Source(s):
Computer Guidance Counselor

HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO TAKE MY GUINEA PIG TO THE VET FOR A C SECTION?

QUESTION:

my guinea pigs pregnant and shes a little old...and i love tis little pig a lot and so do my parents they said if its a reasonable price then she can go to the vet for a c-section...if not then im paying for it@!!!\ lol but how much would it cost?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

It can be quite pricey, so I would recommend just having a natural birth. I assume, as a responsible owner, that you've taken the her to lamaze classes. Make sure you're in there for the delivery. Focus on her breathing and give her ice cubes to chew on. When all is said and done, go out in the waiting room and pass out cigars. You've done a great job, you deserve to celebrate.

Source(s):
Guinea Pig Breeder

I CAN'T STOP EATING, CRAP!!!!?

QUESTION:

I cant stop eating food, especially icecream. All I want to do is eat. For instance, I cant be happy with just watching a movie, my hands have to be moving.. to my mouth... with gummi bears. Its ridiculous. I'm not a heifer but this is getting out of hand. I want to control my appetite and not eat like a fat bulldog.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

As a trained dietitian, let me tell you that eating your own fecal matter is not healthy! I know it can become a habit and it is often delicious, especially if you've eaten corn, but it can really be detrimental to your health. Going cold turkey can create a withdrawl, so try stepping down gradually. Soon you'll be off the brown stuff.

Source(s):
Dietitian