Who originated the "Wisconsin idea"?

QUESTION:
Who originated the "Wisconsin idea"?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

That's a good question! I've never really thought of that. What a crappy state! Who's idea was that? Probably the same guy who thought New Mexico was a good idea. We see how that turned out. What a butthole of America. I mean, the Alaska idea really paid off in gold and oil, but Wisconsin? We got some cheese. Yay! I'm sure the lactose intolerant love that!

Source(s):
Mapmaker

WHO PROVIDES ECONOMIC AID TO JORDAN?

QUESTION:
Who provides economic aid to jordon?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

This is a great question. Very few people even think about Jordan. When they do, all they think is, man he must be loaded from all of those Hane's, Nike, and Gatorade commercials. Never mind his illustrious basketball career! But what people don't realize is that Jordan was a horrible gambler. He would lose hundreds of thousands of dollars a day to Charles Barkley in a golf game. I mean, Charles is good, but have you seen his slice? I mean come on! But I digress.

For as little as .74 cents a day, you could help support Jordan's gambling. If he chooses wisely, you could even make money! And in these hard economic times, who doesn't want money? If you lose it, then it's a tax write off. Win-win. Being a basketball fan, I'm sure Obama will jump behind the cause soon enough.

Source(s):
Founder of Jordan's Kids

I need an example of the color sage green?

QUESTION:
I need an example of the color sage green?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I've been there before my friend. Especially when a lot of the colors start acting up. There is no way you can punish them all. Your best bet is to do what you're about to do. And that is make an example out of one of them. Good job on choosing Sage Green. He's a cocky little prick, sort of the ring leader. Bring him to his knees and the other will fall in line.

I'd recommend melting him and making a candle to burn when any of them start to act up. When they smell old Sagey burning, they'll straighten up right quick! You'll be able to sharpen them with ease.


Source(s):
I run a boot camp for at risk Crayons.

I need a Security certificate.?

QUESTION:

Someone said to me that you can get a Canadian National Security Certificate with an online course or something like that. That way i could work for security companies and stuff like that. my question is does anyone know where this website is so i can take the course? i cant find it.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

This sounds about right. Canadian security courses online. There's no actual physical training, so you should be good. It is quite expensive though. The outfits have to fit tightly, so most people have them tailored. But the most expensive part is the damn horse. I live in a studio and that thing takes up so much space! He's ridiculous. In retrospect I should have gotten a Shetlin Pony instead of a Clydesdale. But I didn't think people would take me seriously. Who cares though, as long as I don't have to worry about his foot being in my crotch when I sleep.
Source(s):
Mounty for 12 years

THE CLOCK WON'T STOP! NUMEROLOGY?

QUESTION:

well hopefully that got somones attention. First it started with the 11:11. then it was 9:11. now the clock wont leave me alone. every time i look its 1:21, 1:31, 5:45, 6:36, 7:27, with 2 numbers on the outside and one in the middle. can anyone tell me what that means?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

The clock is telling you that you are trapped by time. You are the middle numbers. Time is the outside ones. It never changes. You do. You only have one option.

You need to get down to the scrap heap and dig up a Delorean. You also need to build it so it runs off garbage. You know for the environment and for your health! Then you need to go 88 MPH. Notice that there are no numbers in the middle of that one!? You have escaped time! The wheels will come up and you will fly into the past. There, you need to play a kick *** guitar solo to save your parents and make sure Biff doesn't feel up your mom.

Source(s):
I am a Time Professor

WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME MY FRIEND STAYS OVER, ONE POPS UP?

QUESTION:

Every time my BFF, Savannah stays over, a SPIDER pops up out of no where! It's the weirdest thing! The 1st time she stayed over, a spider appeared above my head when I was in my closet, the 2nd time, there was a spider in the bathtub, and today, she found a spider in her shoe...(& crunched it on my blanket...LOL) Isn't that weird? Why is this? Lol.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I had the same thing happen to me, quite a few years ago, only with rats. Turns out my friend was actually "The Rat King" from TMNT! No way!

Your BFF is simply just learning about her powers and is using them on you. She isn't really your friend. She, and the spiders mind you, will turn on you the moment she realizes the pinacle of her power. The best thing you can do is locate your local foot clan and have them deal with her. Don't use Bee-Bop and Rock Steady though. Those guys are bafoons.

Source(s):
Leonardo

THERE IS A VERY SHY HORSE I AM GOING TO TRAIN...WAHT DO I DO?

QUESTION:

I am going to be working with a shy horse, but how do I get it to let me pet it?! her son is a full-grown horse, and he will not let anyone pet her or get near her. What should I do??

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

This isn't abnormal for horses. The first thing you need to do is let him know, just because he's different, doesn't mean he is bad. Try taking him to social activities. If he is reluctant, suprise him. Be like, "Let's me and you go to the store." When he agrees, stop by the roller skating rink instead where you have planned a party. Be like, "Oh wow! Look who's here! Who would have known?"

This will help him get out of that shell of his.

Source(s):
Horse Whisperer