1990 TRANNY LEAKING FLUID I DON'T NO WHY?

QUESTION:

1990 tranny leaking flud i dont no why?
some one help me please i got a 1990 honda accord thats leaking tranny fluid

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I met a tranny once. Around that same time, oddly enough. She wasn't leaking fluid, thank God! But this is a common problem amongst them. Very few of them wrap it up or "put on a jimmy hat." If you know what I'm saying.

What I'm saying is, they don't use condoms. A little ointment should clear it up. Take them to a clinic. This is also a great place to meet loose women! Win, win.

Source(s):
Dr. House

MY GIRLFRIEND EAT CHICKEN JUST AFTER 2 HOURS OF TAKING EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTIVE PILL, IT'S ONLY 1 TABLET? (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

its only 1 tablet ( EMKIT DS) to be taken within 72 hours of unprotective sex ? i was not using a condon , and i got ejuction insider her vagina ,, can she get pregnant ? what are the chances ? plz advice

* 5 months ago

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its only 1 tablet ( EMKIT DS) to be taken within 72 hours of unprotective sex ? i was not using a condon , and i got ejuction insider her vagina ,, can she get pregnant ? what are the chances ? plz advice

because she ate chicken and fruit and some one told me that dont eat anything after taking emergency pills for 6 hours , otherwise pills will be useless , pills will not do there work ,, is this true ?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Yikes. Tough luck buddy. Looks like you're going to be a daddy. The chemicals in chicken reverse the affects of any drugs. This is why people on the AIDS cocktail stay away from ALL fowl. But good news is, just because you "got ejuction insider her vagina" doesn't mean she's pregnant. Bad news? Chicken makes you pregnant. Better luck next time.

Also, name the girl Foghorn Leghorn for me. She'll know what I mean. BTW, chicken makes you have a girl. Tough luck.

Source(s):
Farm Animal Pediatrician

CAN YOU GET CLUBPENGUIN COINS IN THE UK? (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

Can you get clubpenguin coins in the uk?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Unfortunately not. What was once a national pastime here in the old UK, has now been outlawed. I remember the days growing up, when my grandfather would take me out penguin clubbing. There were herds of them then. We would take out our clubs, I named mine, "Clubbie." And we would just wail on them. For no reason either. Penguin meat is quite awful. We'd just leave them there. I did make a pillow out of one though.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

Source(s):
Penguin Clubbing Enthusiast of UK

WHAT'S THE CHEAPEST AIRLINE FOR MINORS TO FLY ON? (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

I need to know what airline is the cheapest to fly on for my son who is going to be 15 years old. Which airline has the cheapest unaccompanied minor fee?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Good Question! *wink wink* I've had to fly minors back from Thailand all the time. Try Thai Airways. They're good and confidential. Just a word of advice. Don't have them dressed up as a bride when you pick them up from LAX. It only arouses unwanted suspicion.

Source(s):
Frequent Flyer Miler

HOW IMPORTANT IS IT REALLY TO WASH YOUR HANDS ALL TIME WITH BEARDED DRAGONS?

QUESTION:

i read that you should watch your hands before and after touching them because they may carry salmonella, or anything else, how true is that? if you own a beardie, how often do you wash your hands when handling them?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I would say this isn't important at all. In fact, washing your hands with bearded dragons is quite unproductive. They have all sorts of diseases that you can get from them, i.e. AIDS (and not the good kind). I know different tribes have different cultures, but this is just a little out there buddy. Try water. It's cheap, clean, and efficient. You can also try adding soap or different grits of sandpaper. Experiment until you get the one you like.

Source(s):
I am a Scientist. Don't question me.

WHERE CAN ONE FIND OUT INFO ABOUT WHAT DISNEY MOVIES ARE IN THE VAULT, WHEN ARE THEY COMING OUT OF THE VAULT, ETC?

QUESTION:

I am trying to find out which movies are in the vault, how long they will be there, and which ones will be coming out and when. I have googled this and never come up with a site that tells the info, yet I know people out there seem to know this. I collect the dvds and just want to know timelines, etc to make smart purchases! thanks for all input!!

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Funny you should ask. To me it's all just a crock! They keep them in the vault to drive up prices. We should have access to them whenever we want! So, me and a few friends have devised a plan to break into said vault and steal the movies. We have the following:

1. The Guy with the Plan
2. The Guy who this is his last job before he retires to live off his stolen goods.
3. The Gadget Guy
4. The Sassy Woman
5. The Black Guy


All we need now is the guy who will double cross us and betray us. If you think you're up to it, let me know.

Source(s):
I also stole Col. Sander's secret recipe.

I'M BABYSITTING A TURTLE...HELP WITH FOOD?

QUESTION:

this turtle has been rescued from a creek and the owner has been on hollidays for ages. and i have turtle pellate things.... but should i give it some sort of meat? or anything?

what foods do they eat. (It's a penny turtle. so cute :P)

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Being a babysitter is a big responsibility and I'm glad to see you taking it seriously! First of all, it sounds like a very great turtle you have there. Rescued from a creek. Amongst the reeds I assume. Surely he is the Moses of Turtles. He will lead his people into the wilderness for 40 years, but they shall be free.

You're going to want to keep him happy. The turtle can bring plagues of locust upon you. Good thing is, he'll probably eat them too. He probably won't eat meat. Especially pork! Try taking him to see movies like TMNT. This will show him that turtle and man can live in harmony along with giant rat. To be sure, he won't take kindly to the captivity of himself and his people. LET HIS PEOPLE GO!
Source(s):
Turtle Theologen