how to make sky+ remote to work for sky?

QUESTION:

Actually I am just in need of making sky+ remote to work for my sky. I dont know why this flipin sky remote is working. For pressing any number on it , I need to do all sort of ecersises!!!!.... Fortunately I got a sky + remote but I dont know how to make that to work with my sky tv...Any help in this regard will be appreciated!!!!

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

OMG! I'm not sure how you got the remote control from "Click" with Adam Sandler, but you are the man! Can I please come over and play with it? I'd imagine you'd have to use the brightness button. But don't make it too dark, I can't drive if it's too late. This is gonna be great! We're gonna be the best of friends. We can slo mo girls running and also pause so we can win every game of Battleship we ever play! We can also put crazy hats on everyone and then hit play and see their reactions. We can even rewind and go back in time like in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3. But I'm Michaelangelo. No negotiations. That is a deal breaker.

Source(s):
Christopher Walken

WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME MY FRIEND STAYS OVER, ONE POPS UP?

QUESTION:

Every time my BFF, Savannah stays over, a SPIDER pops up out of no where! It's the weirdest thing! The 1st time she stayed over, a spider appeared above my head when I was in my closet, the 2nd time, there was a spider in the bathtub, and today, she found a spider in her shoe...(& crunched it on my blanket...LOL) Isn't that weird? Why is this? Lol.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I had the same thing happen to me, quite a few years ago, only with rats. Turns out my friend was actually "The Rat King" from TMNT! No way!

Your BFF is simply just learning about her powers and is using them on you. She isn't really your friend. She, and the spiders mind you, will turn on you the moment she realizes the pinacle of her power. The best thing you can do is locate your local foot clan and have them deal with her. Don't use Bee-Bop and Rock Steady though. Those guys are bafoons.

Source(s):
Leonardo

I'M BABYSITTING A TURTLE...HELP WITH FOOD?

QUESTION:

this turtle has been rescued from a creek and the owner has been on hollidays for ages. and i have turtle pellate things.... but should i give it some sort of meat? or anything?

what foods do they eat. (It's a penny turtle. so cute :P)

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Being a babysitter is a big responsibility and I'm glad to see you taking it seriously! First of all, it sounds like a very great turtle you have there. Rescued from a creek. Amongst the reeds I assume. Surely he is the Moses of Turtles. He will lead his people into the wilderness for 40 years, but they shall be free.

You're going to want to keep him happy. The turtle can bring plagues of locust upon you. Good thing is, he'll probably eat them too. He probably won't eat meat. Especially pork! Try taking him to see movies like TMNT. This will show him that turtle and man can live in harmony along with giant rat. To be sure, he won't take kindly to the captivity of himself and his people. LET HIS PEOPLE GO!
Source(s):
Turtle Theologen