QUESTION:
i am writing a research paper on the violin does anyone a good introduction?
JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:
Well, whenever I enter a room, I always have "The Final Countdown" playing full blast. And then I fill the room with smoke from the smoke machines I got from that one guy on craislist. And then the pyrotechnics go off. They're on a spinwheel I got from a defunked local game show on public access, so they shoot off in all directions. Then I release the doves, well they're not really doves, they're just some pigeons I was able to lure to my window with some birdseed. Then I lower myself down from the ceiling with some old bungee cords my dad had in a box in the basement. Just as I touch the ground, explosions go off from the gasoline buckets I light on fire and that sets off the roman candles strapped to my legs. Then I sit down and eat dinner.
Source(s):
The Ultimate Warrior
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