Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

MY GIRLFRIEND EAT CHICKEN JUST AFTER 2 HOURS OF TAKING EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTIVE PILL, IT'S ONLY 1 TABLET? (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)


QUESTION:

its only 1 tablet ( EMKIT DS) to be taken within 72 hours of unprotective sex ? i was not using a condon , and i got ejuction insider her vagina ,, can she get pregnant ? what are the chances ? plz advice

* 5 months ago

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its only 1 tablet ( EMKIT DS) to be taken within 72 hours of unprotective sex ? i was not using a condon , and i got ejuction insider her vagina ,, can she get pregnant ? what are the chances ? plz advice

because she ate chicken and fruit and some one told me that dont eat anything after taking emergency pills for 6 hours , otherwise pills will be useless , pills will not do there work ,, is this true ?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Yikes. Tough luck buddy. Looks like you're going to be a daddy. The chemicals in chicken reverse the affects of any drugs. This is why people on the AIDS cocktail stay away from ALL fowl. But good news is, just because you "got ejuction insider her vagina" doesn't mean she's pregnant. Bad news? Chicken makes you pregnant. Better luck next time.

Also, name the girl Foghorn Leghorn for me. She'll know what I mean. BTW, chicken makes you have a girl. Tough luck.

Source(s):
Farm Animal Pediatrician

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

HOW LONG DO YOU GET FRO TRAFFICKING?


QUESTION:

my brother got caught in hawaii in a drug sting and was charged with selling drugs witin a 1000ft. of a school about five pounds worth of metanphetamine

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Your brother is in luck! While creating, and being in, traffic is quite a nuisance, it is not illegal. I am 87 years young and I drive very slow causing much traffic behind me. I've been caught before, even near a school, and there is nothing they can do. The whippersnappers. I've also been caught, not looking back when backing up, refusal to see a red light, and not being able to see over the steering wheel. They can't do anything. To hell with them. It's your electric horse carriage, you can do what you want.

Source(s):
I was in the Great War and I own a well kept Model A.