Can baby unready themselves?

QUESTION:

my daughter started solids around 4th months. she started with baby cereal and stage 1 gerber food around the same time. She was great for about a month. she was opening her mouth to feed and she got to the point where she was no longer pushing the food back out with her tongue. now she refuses to eat solids. she just swings her arms and coos and keep wanting to grab her spoon but she doesnt want to open her mouth anymore. if i force it in her mouth she just spits it all out and blows it on m y face =( why is she doing this??? am i doing something wrong??? (shes 5 months)

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I've heard about this kind of thing before. You're child is possessed. She will soon come down stairs while you and a few friends are enjoying a jolly good time at the piano, and she'll urinate all over the place. Just pretend she is sick and take her upstairs. If you don't, she'll crab walk backwards up the stairs, making it awkward for everyone. Sheesh! One more thing, I can't stress this enough! Don't feed her after midnight! No wait, I meant, don't giver her a crucifix! Yeah, that's it. Just stay calm and me and my partner will be there soon!

Source(s):
Father Merrin

I'M BABYSITTING A TURTLE...HELP WITH FOOD?

QUESTION:

this turtle has been rescued from a creek and the owner has been on hollidays for ages. and i have turtle pellate things.... but should i give it some sort of meat? or anything?

what foods do they eat. (It's a penny turtle. so cute :P)

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Being a babysitter is a big responsibility and I'm glad to see you taking it seriously! First of all, it sounds like a very great turtle you have there. Rescued from a creek. Amongst the reeds I assume. Surely he is the Moses of Turtles. He will lead his people into the wilderness for 40 years, but they shall be free.

You're going to want to keep him happy. The turtle can bring plagues of locust upon you. Good thing is, he'll probably eat them too. He probably won't eat meat. Especially pork! Try taking him to see movies like TMNT. This will show him that turtle and man can live in harmony along with giant rat. To be sure, he won't take kindly to the captivity of himself and his people. LET HIS PEOPLE GO!
Source(s):
Turtle Theologen