MY GIRLFRIEND EAT CHICKEN JUST AFTER 2 HOURS OF TAKING EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTIVE PILL, IT'S ONLY 1 TABLET? (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

its only 1 tablet ( EMKIT DS) to be taken within 72 hours of unprotective sex ? i was not using a condon , and i got ejuction insider her vagina ,, can she get pregnant ? what are the chances ? plz advice

* 5 months ago

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its only 1 tablet ( EMKIT DS) to be taken within 72 hours of unprotective sex ? i was not using a condon , and i got ejuction insider her vagina ,, can she get pregnant ? what are the chances ? plz advice

because she ate chicken and fruit and some one told me that dont eat anything after taking emergency pills for 6 hours , otherwise pills will be useless , pills will not do there work ,, is this true ?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Yikes. Tough luck buddy. Looks like you're going to be a daddy. The chemicals in chicken reverse the affects of any drugs. This is why people on the AIDS cocktail stay away from ALL fowl. But good news is, just because you "got ejuction insider her vagina" doesn't mean she's pregnant. Bad news? Chicken makes you pregnant. Better luck next time.

Also, name the girl Foghorn Leghorn for me. She'll know what I mean. BTW, chicken makes you have a girl. Tough luck.

Source(s):
Farm Animal Pediatrician

IS IT LILEY MY CAT MAY BE PREGNANT?

QUESTION:

hi ok im a little worried , i have a female and male cat they are both about 7 months old , they are due to get fixed in 2 weeks !!!!! problem is about 2 weeks ago i think my wee princess went into heat , signs i seen were , tiny bits of blood on the carpet in my room , my husband heard them "fighting" and when he went up he seen the blood , she was constantly wanting attention , when we clapped her , her tail would go right up and the tip would touch her head , he kept pinning her to the floor and when they usually fight they dont hurt each other but she was hissing and crying at him , now im worried she may be pregnant , we used to be able to clap her tummy but now she just runs away or trys to bite our hands we cant even check her nipples , ive also noticed that when she walks i can see her fur looks as if its dropping down on her tummy but beside her hind legs .....please help does this sound as if she is ??????? thank u

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

It sounds like your husband may have serious problems. If he has indeed, as you believe, impregnated your feline friend, it would be a medical miracle. While I know you are probably upset with him, the truth is, you could really cash in on this. If you cat gives birth to the world's first He-Cats or ThunderCats, you could be in for the best live action interpretation of a cartoon that the world has ever seen. First of all, you'll need to copyright your children. If someone gets the idea and goes behind you and steals your idea, all is for naught. Then get those kids into acting classes ASAP!

Source(s):
I'm a Genetic Engineer who moonlights as a Film Producer