Can baby unready themselves?

QUESTION:

my daughter started solids around 4th months. she started with baby cereal and stage 1 gerber food around the same time. She was great for about a month. she was opening her mouth to feed and she got to the point where she was no longer pushing the food back out with her tongue. now she refuses to eat solids. she just swings her arms and coos and keep wanting to grab her spoon but she doesnt want to open her mouth anymore. if i force it in her mouth she just spits it all out and blows it on m y face =( why is she doing this??? am i doing something wrong??? (shes 5 months)

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I've heard about this kind of thing before. You're child is possessed. She will soon come down stairs while you and a few friends are enjoying a jolly good time at the piano, and she'll urinate all over the place. Just pretend she is sick and take her upstairs. If you don't, she'll crab walk backwards up the stairs, making it awkward for everyone. Sheesh! One more thing, I can't stress this enough! Don't feed her after midnight! No wait, I meant, don't giver her a crucifix! Yeah, that's it. Just stay calm and me and my partner will be there soon!

Source(s):
Father Merrin

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE RIGHT AGE TO HAVE A BABY?

QUESTION:

when do you think the right age is to have a baby x

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Most people have babies when they are right around 9 months old. I prefer that they gestate a little longer. 9 months is just too young! They are still helpless and slow. They can easily be picked off by predators. You end up spending most of your time looking out for Falcons and Osprey instead of loving your child.

I'd recommend you wait until they are about 8 years old. Most children can run and defend themselves to some extent at this point. It also eliminates having to regurgitate into their mouths.

Source(s):
I am a Child Psychologist and avid hunter

A GOOD BABYSITTING COMPANY NAME?

QUESTION:

Info--

*My name is MiKaela
(pronounced mee-kay-luh)
*I'm 13
*I am a Red Cross Certified babysitter...I just took the class Monday, and passed.
*I love children...and I love to have fun...although irrelevant, it may help, right?
*I have a lil sis, age 9, and a lil bro, turning 12 this month. I have babysat both of them, and each individually for a min. of 30 Min's and so far, a max.with my bro of about 6 hours....(At night), and my sis of 3 hours....
(Actually, my dad just left to run some errands and I'm watching them both now.....)
I have watched other people's children, the youngest is almost a year and the oldest is 7, while they were home....but we were in separate rooms. I've been doing so since I was about 7 or 8.

Any other info, just ask.



Please and thank you!!

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Mi Killa Yo Baby.

A play on your name and it has to do with babies.

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Marketing for Enron