THE CLOCK WON'T STOP! NUMEROLOGY?

QUESTION:

well hopefully that got somones attention. First it started with the 11:11. then it was 9:11. now the clock wont leave me alone. every time i look its 1:21, 1:31, 5:45, 6:36, 7:27, with 2 numbers on the outside and one in the middle. can anyone tell me what that means?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

The clock is telling you that you are trapped by time. You are the middle numbers. Time is the outside ones. It never changes. You do. You only have one option.

You need to get down to the scrap heap and dig up a Delorean. You also need to build it so it runs off garbage. You know for the environment and for your health! Then you need to go 88 MPH. Notice that there are no numbers in the middle of that one!? You have escaped time! The wheels will come up and you will fly into the past. There, you need to play a kick *** guitar solo to save your parents and make sure Biff doesn't feel up your mom.

Source(s):
I am a Time Professor

MY SPAM MESSAGES ARE BEING DATED IN THE YEAR 2038. WHAT IS GOING ON?

QUESTION:

Something very odd is happening on mail that Yahoo estimates as Spam. The messages are showing posting dates in the year 2038. What is going on?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

First of all, calm down. You're not going to do any good all worked up. Good. Now, I don't know how, but you've traveled exactly 29 years into the future. There are all sorts of phenomena that would explain this. One is that you have somehow cracked the internet by pressing
"Prt Scr + Scroll Lock +Q+Up+Down+Up+Down+Left+Right+Select"

Now, either you've just gotten infinite ammo, or, as it seems is the case, you've traveled 29 years into the future. First things first, don't try and contact your future self. There is no chance you'll play cool Chuck Berry songs and impress him, as you haven't traveled to the past. Just enjoy yourself and get a job as a historian. You'll be great!


P.S. Please send me a hoverboard

Source(s):
I am one of 3 people to win the internet.