Why is my orange goldfish turning black?

QUESTION:

i bough some goldfish and they are orange well now some are turning black

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

I can understand in a recession how this might become a problem. Trying to store away food for the future seems like a good idea, but can become a problem. While goldfish are delicious and cheddary, they can lose that orange luster and turn black if you don't store them properly. This means your goldfish have probably moved past the stale stage and are well into the rotten stage. It's no big deal, simply go to the grocery store and purchase some more. And this time, try and get some of the ones with smiley faces on them. They cheer you up while you eat! Although I do find it hard to eat something so carefree and happy. But when I smell their cheddary goodness I can't resist. Sometimes I imagine they are in a cheddary ocean and I am a vicious cheddar loving shark out for revenge for the death of my shark brother at the hands of the cheddary morsels. My blood thirst cannot be quenched.

Source(s):
I work for Pepperidge Farms

Sea lion trainer???????????????????????… (CHOSEN AS BEST ANSWER)

QUESTION:

my dream is to become a sea lion trainer but i dont know how to acheive it. if anybody works or has worked as a sea lion trainer at either the san diego zoo or sea world, can you please give me advice?
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Even if you know somebody who has worked as a sea lion trainer the advice will help tremendously! THANX !!!


JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Wow. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no such thing as a sea lion. Furthermore, lions hate water. Especially loud water that crashes on them. Lions can swim, but surfing is more of a tiger thing. There has been experimentation with crossbreeding a shark with a lion that would result in a "sea lion" but this is still in the early stages. You can try breeding them yourselves, but it's difficult. I tried myself. I set up a date for the two, made a nice candle light dinner, and put on some Alicia Keys. While the lion seemed interested, the shark just flopped around for a bit, and then just went to sleep I think. Hope you have better luck, and hold on to that dream.

Source(s):
"Land" Lion trainer