Showing posts with label heavy petting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heavy petting. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2009

1993 toyota 4runner making loud noise and comming from underneath.?


QUESTION:

I realize it's impossible to know for sure what the problem is but here goes. I have a 1993 toyota 4runner and a month or so ago toyota told me to replace the ujoints in order to pass safety but i have not had the money an now it's making a loud knocking noise. At first it was only when in gear but now it's full time. It became so loud i stopped driving it. Do bad ujoints cause a loud knocking or is it most likely something else all togather?

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

The same thing happened to by 1993 Rav 4. I had just driven my new girl out to Lover's Lane and I put on some mood music before we started some heavy petting. My girl heard something on the bumping around underneath the car. So I walked around and couldn't see anything. She was a bit worried, and we heard it again. I wanted to try to get to third base but she wanted to leave. I was pissed so I stepped on the gas and took her back. When she got out she was screaming her head off. I got out and on the door handle was a bloody hook.

Apparently a man had just escaped from the state insane asylum — which happened to be located not far from Lovers' Lane — and that anyone who noticed a strange man lurking about with a hook in place of his right hand should immediately report his whereabouts to the police.

Long story short, I killed Captain Hook. Don't make the same mistake.

Source(s):
Hook with Dustin Hoffman

Monday, August 17, 2009

How to finger a b flat on a clarinet? (Chosen As Best Answer)


QUESTION:

How do you finger a high b flat on a clarinet?

Teacher yelled at me today for not knowing.

WOW, I hate him.

JOHNNYDOLLAR ANSWERS:

Well, there is no right or wrong way really. Your best bet is to try handing the clarinet a note along the lines of:

Do you like me?

{ } Yes
{ } No
{ } Maybe


If it chooses anyone besides NO, proceed to step 2. This involves buying it slap bracelets and letting it wear your class ring on it's necklace. Then ask it to the school dance. Have fun and try not to embarass yourself out there doing the Butterfly and the Tootsie Roll, just stick to the Electric Slide. Then when you're at the clarinets place and the parents are in the living room and you guys are watching "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" have a go at it.
Source(s):
Band Teacher